Saturday, December 26, 2009
Number 2
Friday, December 25, 2009
A Great Plan
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Once Again
A Trip Down Memory Lane
Friday, December 11, 2009
What if....
Sunday, November 29, 2009
The Holidays
Saturday, November 21, 2009
The Childress Extension
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Four Points and some Videos
Gotta Love Playing Detroit
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Moving On
Thursday, October 29, 2009
5 Reasons Not To Care About Loss To Steelers
Watch this video five times and there are your reasons. I was a little down after the game, but since then I've watched this clip probably about 20 times, and it has significantly improved my mood. More thoughts on this game later along with a preview to the second match up against Green Bay on Sunday.
Also, William Gay, who was the one getting trampled into the ground by AP, had this to say after the game, "He can't be human ... Dude's made of steel."
Gotta love AP. I mean, seriously, you HAVE to.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Becoming a Vikings Chat Nerd
This was my thought process as I watched the Vikings beat the Ravens 33-31 on Sunday.
Oh yes! This is looking good. We are dominating. This will be a statement to anyone out there who is wondering how good the Vikings are. Oh man, we aren't killing them by as much anymore, but we'll still win and this will still be a solid showing. Oh crap, what happened to our defense. Are we sending the real players out there still, or just body doubles. (Speaking of that, I think if I start dieting right and contract reverse Michael Jackson syndrome I can be Pat Williams body double in 2010.) OH MY GOSH we are going to lose this game! We are screwed. Any NFL kicker can easily make this short of a fiel – HE MISSED. Holy crap this schmo just missed and we are 6-0!!!!
The whole reason I started this blog was to experiment with becoming a hard core fan. With the Vikings being undefeated now six games into the season, it hasn't been hard. So, I decided to step up my fanliness this week. Not only did I closely follow the game on TV, I also participated in a live chat on Vikings.com with other die hard fans and a writer for the team website that was present at the game, giving updates while everyone else made comments. Was it enjoyable? Sort of. Would I do it again? Maybe, but not regularly. Anyway, here are some of the comments that were posted, and of course I had to get a few in there myself.
From Cowgirlwriter : “I heard the party was on the vikings.com Gameday Chat. Guess it is.
”From Krazy Katie : “I am so excited to find this chat! I'm often alone during games, will be great to talk with others on here.”
That made me feel bad for Krazy Katie, and kind of assume that she didn't have many friends. I then noticed that I too was sitting in an empty living room watching the game and chatting online by myself, so I typed in the same thing.
From Jodi : “I think Favre and Rice are BFF's”
From the way the announcers describe things, they definitely could be. Anytime Rice made a catch one of the announcers felt the need to talk about how much Favre likes Rice's skills as a wide receiver. It was a constant Favre to Rice love fest, executed by the play by play guys.
From Jodi : “Don't stop...believing!!!” (After Ravens kicked field goal to go up by one with three minutes left)
One thing to note. Not all of your comments get posted. You can send them in, and then the writer for the website must pick the comments that he wants to post. I would guess that he probably posts around half the comments. At least that was roughly my percentage of comments posted. I hope he isn't only censoring my remarks, like if he thinks they are too stupid for the others to spend time reading or some such nonsense. Here are a few of my comments that did make the cut.
“Favre is transforming Rice into a Stud.”
“Percy Harvin is an ANIMAL” (really insightful stuff on my part)
But then, my golden comment.
At 12:48, this comment from me posted.
“I see the Vikings defense forcing a turnover here pretty soon.”
At 12:49, Mike Wobschall, the Vikings.com writer, posted, “TD Vikings defense!!! EJ Henderson!!! Ryan was right!!!”
From Nick at 12:49 : “NICE CALL RYAN!”
From David at 12:50 : “Hey ryan.... what's happening in the markets tomorrow? :)”
I was the MAN! Of course, as you know, that touchdown got overturned, so I became slightly less cool. I then wrote a clever statement apologizing to my fellow chatters, which Wobschall in his infinite discretion decided not to post. That punk.
Lastly, I just saw that the Vikings are holding strong at number three in the ESPN.com Power Rankings. Team number four, the Denver Broncos. Nobody would have ever thought they would be good this year, especially after their pre-season. Why do I bring this up? The last year the Vikings were a force, 1998, who was right there with us? The Denver Broncos. I recall reading an article midway through the season as both teams were undefeated about who had the better chance to have an undefeated season. We ended up going 15-1, and they went 14-2, but they won the Superbowl. Oh dear... Where will 2009 take us?
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Don't get your hopes up. Or should we?
This is going to be an especially good post. Everything has come together for me tonight. Not only did I just figure out the Genius button on Itunes, so I'm listening to a fantastic playlist, but I have returned to the Caribou Coffee where this blog was birthed. You're in for a treat.
The Vikings are 5-0 and we as a fan base have been on the joyride of having a team that is relevant and that we consider to “Have a chance.” Here's the deal, we have a REALLY easy schedule. So far, we have played three games on the road. It is widely known that those three times, Cleveland, Detroit, and St. Louis, order obscenely large amounts of Estrogen to distribute to their players. Thus, they kind of suck, at least under the scope of being compared to other teams in the NFL. All three are doing wonderfully in their scrimmages with the local police and fire departments.
The two decent teams we've played, Green Bay and San Francisco, have both come at home. Our advantageous schedule continues for the rest of the year. The three toughest games left in our schedule, the Ravens, Bengals, and Giants, are all in the Metrodome.
It's tempting to get caught up in the potential of our 5-0 start. It was anyway, until I read some statistics about past promising Vikings starts that ended badly.
In 2003 the Vikings started out 6-0. I was shocked when I read that. “We were not that good back then!” I thought to myself. We then went on to lose the next four games, eventually losing our season finale on a last second catch against Arizona that brought our record to 9-7 for the season, and forced us out of the playoffs. If the team could collectively have a nightmare on the night of the win that put as at 6-0, the rest of the season would be the real world version of that nightmare.
In 2000 we started 7-0, eventually getting to 11-2. At that point, we screwed things up and lost our last three regular season games. We then killed New Orleans in our divisional playoff game, 34-16, which I have no recollection of. Then we had to go to New York to play the Giants and we got beaten down 41-0. I remember that one. Watching that game, it came to a point where anyone who cared or remotely rooted for the Vikings was bitter and resented all the players, coaches, and staff associated with that performance. It was just too much to get beat by, especially in the playoffs. As a fan you can maybe mentally prepare yourself that it is plausible your team could lose badly, but NOT 41-0 badly.
Then, in 2008, the season that broke the heart of any Vikings fan, but especially the young, unhardened ones of those in my age demographic, who were roughly 13 at the time. We started out 7-0, going 15-1 for the season, and lost in the NFC championship game because Gary Anderson missed a THIRTY-EIGHT yard field goal. THIRTY-EIGHT YARDS. He hadn't missed ANYTHING all year. He made all 35 of his field goal attempts and all 59 of his extra points. That's right, 59 extra points. We scored on teams that year like we were Tim Riggins surrounded by rally girls with slightly below average morals. I had a friend at that game who left with his dad when Gary Anderson lined up for that kick. People had that much confidence in him. I also have at least two friends who admitted to crying after that game.
I would bet that most any Vikings fan would list the 1998 season as the last time our team was good, because we “had a chance” that year. Neither of those other two years ever felt like we had a chance, even with our good records. And I'm saying, at 5-0 in 2009, it feels like we have a chance.
We should finally get a good gage for this year's team this weekend when we play Baltimore at home. Two weeks ago the Ravens were regarded as the best team in the NFL by ESPN.com Power Rankings. Now, coming in off two straight losses, they should be ready to prove something. Get ready Vikings fans! This weekend we will get some questions answered as to how tough we really are. I have faith though. We are going to bring it.
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
4-0
It's been awhile, so I need to look back on a few things.
GREG LEWIS, YOU ARE THE MAN!!! Can't say enough about the amazing game winning catch and how crucial it was to keep the momentum going for our season. I also can't say that I've seen you on the field since. But still, that catch!....
BRETT FAVRE, I MEAN THE SILVER FOX, YOU ARE THE MAN!!! Favre looked his best of the season yesterday, by far, going 24-31 for 271 yards and 3 touchdowns.
We are officially firing on all cylinders. I know AP was held to only 55 yards, but he's still AP. He is still going to dominate for the remainder of the season. Last night was the first time this season that we actually were a force with our passing game. The first time in at least three years, if my memory is serving me correct. Let's think, we had T-Jack, Gus Ferotte, and a washed up Brad Johnson. I think my memory is serving me correct.
Not only that, but our defense was getting to know Aaron Rodgers considerably more than he wanted. By that I mean, we sacked the crap out of him over the duration of the game. We had eight sacks, four and a half of them by Jared Allen. When asked after the game if he ever gets tired, Allen stated, “Not usually, but tonight my arms are exhausted from doing my sack celebration so many times.”
The Vikings are officially #3 in the ESPN.com NFL power rankings. Behind a pair of Manning quarterbacks, with Indianapolis being at number one and New York at number two. Next Sunday should be an easy victory as we play the “Hey, are we still in the NFL?,” St. Louis Rams.
Saturday, September 26, 2009
49rs Preview/Newsflash on the Silver Fox leading us to the Superbowl
The Vikings open up at home tomorrow against the 49ers, and this will be their toughest test thus far. It feels good to be at 2-0, but it would have felt better if we would have manhandled the Lions last week. Every Lions game I come in thinking we should kill them, because they haven't won in, like, a million years. But we never do. We beat them twice last year by a combined margin of six points. This time we ended up winning by two touchdowns. We got into a nice rhythm in the second half, but not before meandering our way through a brutal first half to eventually trail 10-7 at halftime.
Here are some thoughts heading into tomorrow's game.
Frank Gore rushed for 207 yards last week and two touchdowns. The Vikings defense gave up 83 yards to Kevin Smith last week, nearly losing their streak of not giving up a 100 yard rusher since 2007. The majority of Smith's yards came in the first half. We cannot afford to have another lackluster first half, and must control Gore throughout the game. Over the past three seasons, the Vikings rush defense has become somewhat of a juggernaut. I don't really know why we're so good at it, I think it might have something to do with Pat Williams and his 500 pounds of pure muscle frame, but I know I love watching it. We just straight up dominate teams that try to run on us, and eventually force them to stop trying. I want to be reminded of that this week against the 49ers and specifically Gore.
Please no brain farts by the coaching staff this week. I don't know what was going on with the play calling in the first half against the Lions. We refused to pass the ball. I was convinced that either:
a. Childress forgot that T-Jack isn't our starting quarterback anymore.
b. Childress had some friends over for a bonfire the night before, and since they didn't have much around to get the fire started, he used part of the Vikings playbook to help with the fire, that part being the one containing passing plays.
Finally, on the last drive of the first half against the Lions, we suddenly remembered there are two ways to gain yards and opened up the passing game. Favre ran the offense fantastically, going 7-7 on that drive, eventually leading to a touchdown pass to Shiancoe.
The increased use of Percy Harvin. I have been nothing but impressed with Harvin so far. Every kickoff return he looks dangerous. It's only a matter of time before he scores on one. He is our leading receiver thus far, scoring a touchdown in each game, and is a running threat out of the wildcat formation. This is what I like about him the most. He looks tough when he plays. Yes, he can be elusive and can make people miss, but when he gets going he is TOUGH to tackle, and for someone with his skill set, that makes him special. One thing I don't like about him though, but I'll forgive him for this; I looked at his team photo, and he looks a little too much like Daunte Culpepper. See for yourself.
While we're making comparisons, Bernard Berrian looks a lot like someone I know.
The Vikings roster lists Berrian as being 6-1, 185 pounds. That might be a tad generous. Sometimes I get nervous for him out there.
Other Important Things
-Jared Allen, and hopefully others, have nicknamed Favre the Silver Fox. In a recent interview Allen stated, “Can you please stop calling him Brett Favre? It's the Silver Fox.” I may or may not be the only one that obliges to this.
-Chris Kluwe is more than just a punter for the Vikings. He also plays bass guitar in his band Tripping Icarus. They are an alternative rock band, and they only have 270 friends on Facebook, so be one of the first to go check them out. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Tripping-Icarus/95281731386
Here is Chris as a punter.Here is Chris as a rocker.
With that being said,
THE VIKINGS ARE GOING TO DOMINATE THE 49ERS TOMORROW!!
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Power Rankings
Speaking of the Lions, we play them this week. I expect a three touchdown win. The current betting line on the game has the Vikings at -10. Bet on them. It will be a 17 point win or more. This is the team that just gave up six passing touchdowns to Drew Brees, and some random guy named Mike Bell ran for 143 yards. What does that mean Adrian will probably run for, 250 or so?
Also, Percy Harvin is ranked as the 3rd best rookie so far according to ESPN.com.
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Good Start
1. Again, AP is the man, and I fully expect him to break the single season rushing record this year.
2. Percy Harvin is a legitimate weapon. He can run the ball and catch the ball, showing good skills as a wideout thus far. Great day returning the ball as well, averaging 33 yards a return.
3. Favre did exactly what we needed him to do under the circumstances.
4. We have to get our coverage situation under control. It was an area of weakness for us last year, so giving up a punt return touchdown on week one makes me a little nervous. Chris Walsh! Where are you????
5. We gave up 89 rushing yards, shutting down the run for most of the game. I continue to love watching teams try to run the ball against us.
6. Bernard Berrian did not catch a pass. That concerns me.
7. Adrian Peterson made a number of players look foolish in his last touchdown run, making me jump off my couch yelling and clapping. He is the man.
Things My Wife Knows About Football
Football:
1. wide receiver
2. quarterback
3. touchdown
4. field goal
5. running back
6. blitz
7. penalty
8. tight end
9. "the line"
10. hold
11. sacked in the pocket
12. hand off or throw
13. defense/offense
I guess I was wrong... Also of note, the Vikings regular season kicks off in exactly 14 minutes!!!!!!! This is going to be a season for the ages. The sooner you recognize that the better.
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
7 Reasons The Vikings Will Kill The Browns
6. Visanthe Shiancoe is anxious to show off his new touchdown dance. He has been staying late after practice for the past week perfecting it.
5. Brady Quinn just came out of the closet... for being an inept sucky quarterback.
4. The Williamses STILL don't have to serve their 4 game suspension. It's really more of a hypothetical suspension at this point.
3. Adrian Peterson, who has only been tired in one football game in his life.
2. The Browns coaching staff all took IQ tests this past weekend and their collective average score classification was Cretin.
1. Favre heard that a Wrangler Jeans scout will be at the game.
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Vikings vs. Chiefs
Being an inexperienced fan, I managed to screw things up a bit. I forgot to KISS, (keep it simple, stupid) sound advice I was given one Thursday a year or two back by Michael Scott. I invited my wife to come along, who is not much of a football fan. If she was given the instruction, “Write down ten things you know about football,” she would struggle.
I figured I needed to compensate for dragging her to the game by tying something else fun into the night. We planned to go eat at a bar downtown a few exits past the Metrodome. We picked this place because it's a favorite of hers, however, we did not allow ourselves adequate time for this. Game time was at 7:00 and we cruised by the Dome at around 5:25 on our way to eat. As soon as we passed it, I became stressed because really all I wanted to do was be inside the building, in my seat, and taking in the atmosphere of Favre's debut.
We got to Matt's Bar at 5:35, waited for a few minutes to get a table, decided it would be better to get it to go, asked if we could order to go, were told that we could but it would still be a 20-30 minute wait, then I made the decision for us to leave. All the excitement my wife had shown for eating there and for the evening instantly turned into heavy disappointment and zero enthusiasm for the remainder of the night. I, on the other hand, after wasting around 20 minutes at this place, wanted to eat wherever was closest and wherever was fastest so we could get on our way to the game. Mentally, we were in very different places. We ate at a Subway just down the street, with what could be considered a light amount of table conversation.
We arrived at the station to ride the light rail to the Metrodome at 6:25, plenty of time I thought. My goal was to be there by 6:30. Trains were supposed to come every seven minutes and it was about a two minute ride to the dome. By the time we bought our tickets, the next train to come was at 6:38. It was completely full. Maybe 30% of the people there were able to get on. We were not in that group. Next train comes by at 6:45, same story, it was crowded. We made an attempt to step into a door and were met with nothing but cold stares and a total resistance to make any kind of movement whatsoever that might help us be able to squeeze in.
The train pulled away and left. I was pissed. In my head I replayed the scene, but with me throwing bodies out of that train and shoulder charging my way in without hesitation. I really don't even know what kind of point there is to be made here, but there was a group of five people waiting next to us, two of them mentally handicapped. That group made it on. Again, I don't know what point there is to be made, but I remember taking stock of that in my brain, and it was irritating.
The minutes passed. I spent most of the time scowling, looking at my watch, and repeatedly beating my fist against a metal pillar. The next train did not show up until 7:01! SIXTEEN minutes after the previous train. I was mentally defeated at that point. My only hope was that the Vikings had started on defense.
We arrived at our seats with 10:24 left in the first quarter and the Chiefs had the ball. “WE DIDN'T MISS FAVRE,” I thought to myself. My mood instantly lifted and I was able to enjoy the rest of the game, even though Favre did nothing remotely good in the three plays I saw him play.
I didn't ask anyone if we had been on offense yet earlier in the game, partly because I didn't want to know and partly because I didn't think there was anyway that was possible given the time on the clock when the Chiefs had the ball. I learned after the game though that we had already been on offense and that I missed the first three Favre plays. That was pretty discouraging to hear, but I have moved on and plan to learn from this mistake for future games that I attend.
A few quick thoughts on the actual game.
-Favre did not play well. It sucked that he didn't really do anything good, but I am convinced there is nothing to worry about given he only had three days of practice in him.
-T-Jack did play well. This was encouraging to see, but a mute point given he is obviously not going to start this year and that he has played well before and then come back and given stink bomb after stink bomb performances. If he plays well again against Houston though it could be a little more interesting of a story.
-Percy Harvin was so-so. It was fun to see him return a couple kicks, and he did a fine job, but nothing to get too worked up over.
-There were an impressive amount of Favre jerseys being worn despite only having a few days to purchase them. There were also a large amount of Hovan jerseys. Please, as a Vikings fan, if you have a Chris Hovan jersey from a few years back, PLEASE THROW IT AWAY, or donate it to your nearest thrift store.
-In the 2nd half, when people started to lose interest in the efforts of the bench players, they took interest in getting the wave going. There was a solid wave going throughout the whole Dome for about ten times around. It was sweet.
-We won. Undefeated so far, even though the games don't matter, it is still fun as a fan for the Vikings to win.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Brett Favre
Brett Favre is a Viking. This is awesome.
Obviously there are some interesting story lines to this whole Favre saga, but, it is an irrefutable fact that the Vikings have upgraded at the quarterback position. Sure it sends a message showing shaky at best, to absolutely zero confidence in our other quarterbacks, but I'm not all that concerned with their psyche. I just want to see us win as many games as possible. Perhaps if I felt we owed either of them loyalty, but they haven't earned that.
A picture in the Minneapolis Star Tribune printed today that summed up the whole situation perfectly. It is a picture of Brett Favre shaking Tarvaris Jackson's hand. Jackson has a half forced smile on his face which mainly just looks like a straight up grimace. It is exactly what you picture of two people meeting when one of the parties is being replaced by another who is far superior and obviously outclasses the other.
For example, let's say there is a guy named Damien who really has the hots for this girl Bianca. He is out with her dancing and he is not in any way a good dancer, but he is not horrible either and he is really trying hard. Damien thinks things are going well and he's going to have a chance with this girl. Then, out of nowhere, Jake saunters across the dance floor, who is much better looking than Damien, and a far superior dancer, and steals Blanca away in a second. But, not before making sure to politely shake Damien's hand as he does so. T-Jack's face in the picture is the exact face Damien would have had shaking Jake's hand.
Then you have Sage Rosenfels off to the right standing and staring with his thumbs in his practice shorts; may as well have had them in his butt. He will be perfecting that stance as the 2009 season moves on.
The best part of the picture is seeing Jim Kleinsasser in the background with a huge giddy grin on his face. I can only imagine he is either that excited to have Favre there, or that he's that excited to be able to witness the awkward encounter that is currently occurring between Favre and T-Jack. I hope it's the latter. That's the one I would be thinking about.
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Thoughts on Vikings Debut
A few thoughts on yesterday's game against the Colts.
PROS
-This has to be the biggest pro of what I watched and in the opinion of anyone who knows what they're talking about, an omen of success for the Vikings in 2009. Brad Childress got rid of his mustache!!! No longer do we as a fan base have to be embarrassed when our coach is shown on TV. No longer do we need to say to ourselves, “Hey what's that child molester that I saw on Dateline doing on our sideline with a clipboard... oh wait that's our coach.” What a relief.
-We won the game 13-3.
-Sage Rosenfels played well, leading our offense to a touchdown and a field goal on our first two drives. Rosenfels completed 10 of 13 passes for 91 yards and took a step in the right direction for convincing me he is a competent quarterback. The only previous video footage that I've seen of Rosenfels playing in the NFL was from this play last year, which pretty much made him look like an idiot.
-Defense. First team defense sacked Peyton Manning three times in their only series of play.
CONS
-Bernard Berrian being carted off the field after sustaining an injury. The word so far is that it's some kind of a hamstring injury. It is scary, being that he is the biggest receiving threat for an already weak passing game.
-Tarvaris Jackson. More of what we've grown accustomed to seeing out of Jackson. He completed 7 of 15 passes for a meager 39 yards. It would be easy to have zero hope in Jackson, if it wasn't for the two game stretch that we watched him play out of his mind at the end of last season, proving to us what he is capable of when he is confident and using his brain. He definitely lost some ground in the battle for the starting quarterback spot with this performance.
-Adrian Peterson didn't have a 50 plus yard run where he burst out of a pile of would be tacklers, made a linebacker look foolish on a juke, and a safety look like a high school kicker with a lowered shoulder. I'll forgive him for now though. It will come.
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Intro
I am 23 and am a big sports fan. I have never dedicated myself to a team though. I pick and choose teams that I like currently, based on if they have an interesting story or fun players to watch. My allegiances hop and skip around and it is great because I can take pride in the success of my recent favorite team and never have to feel the pain of the teams I once supported but dropped when things went awry. I want to test the waters of this hard core fan business though. I am ready. I want to feel the pain of the Viking's failures and inexplicably burst into tears at their successes.
This blog will keep track of my journey.